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Travel Truths

by admin May 19, 2013 No Comments

hitch

多出國
出國才知道的世界…

到了歐洲-才知道購物,完全沒假貨。
到了北歐-才知道太陽,也會睡懶覺。
到了香港-才知道明星,都會戴著口罩。
到了荷蘭-才知道海平面,原來這麽高。
到了泰國-才知道漂亮妹妹,褲檔裡有小鳥。
到了法國-才知道被人調戲,還會很有情調。
到了俄羅斯-才知道伏特加,只是一種飲料。
到了夏威夷-才知道女人,可以不必買胸罩。
到了阿根廷-才知道不懂足球,會讓人暈倒。
到了韓國-才知道漂亮的女人,不是上帝創造。
到了德國-才知道一板一眼,竟然是雙B的驕傲。
到了巴西-才知道衣服穿得很少,也用不著害臊。
到了英國-才知道童話裡的幸福快樂,都是偽造。
到了日本-才知道死不認帳的人,還會很有禮貌。
到了墨西哥-才知道要去美國,還可以走地下道。
到了巴拿馬-才知道一條河,代表了主權的重要。
到了加拿大-才知道面積比中國大,人比北京少。
到了中國-才知道十個有九個騙,還有一個在訓練。
到了美國-才知道不管是誰,你可以打官司告一告。
到了澳洲-才知道動物和小袋鼠們,多的令人苦惱。
到了瑞士-才知道開個帳戶,沒百萬美金被人恥笑。
到了意大利-才知道GUCCI和PRADA,比中國還少。
到了奧地利-才知道連個乞丐,都能彈上一曲小調。
到了梵蒂岡-才知道在境內任何地方開槍,都可以打到羅馬的鳥。
到了马来西亚-才知道贪污没有罪,还可以大摇大摆就会变成百万富翁。

所以…
不要害怕心中那想體驗世界的念頭,拿起背包出發吧!

macho


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